The Dalai Lama has apologized after a video emerged showing the religious leader kissing a child on the lips, then asking him to “suck my tongue” while at an event in India.

When learning of the incident, Joe Biden was reportedly quite taken aback, saying only, “Can you believe it? The Dalai F*****g Lama! Never saw that coming. No joke! Not hyperbole!” 

He then ordered his staff to call an early lid and find out how many days until the next Easter egg roll. And also to get more info about this “tongue sucking thing.”