Trump might not be the only target of renegade DA Alvin Bragg (D). Sources close to the Manhattan District Attorney’s office are reporting that an additional indictment is in the works. Leaked reports paint the picture of an office gripped by panic. One insider stated, “Once the marijuana began to wear off, we realized that this Trump case had a snowball’s chance in a Texas border town. We needed to find someone we could prosecute, where we won’t look like a bunch of clowns. Right?”
Sources say that in addition to Trump, the office will likely indict Ham Sandwich for as yet unspecified crimes. Added the insider, “This seemed like the perfect suck…uh, suspect. I don’t know how many times I’ve been told that if you want to, you can indict this Sandwich guy! Right?”
Sandwich (age, 3 days) was unavailable for comment, but someone very close to him stated, “I don’t really know all what’s happening here. All I know is, the longer this goes on, the more it stinks!”
This is a developing story.
