Wesley Snipes has contacted the White House to congratulate the President’s son for somehow obtaining an amazing plea deal for his tax cheating charges. Lil Wayne was reported to be left speechless when told of the deal, certainly out of a sense of outright admiration at his shear legal genius.
Martha Stewart, Kodak Black, and others have joined in to send along their sincere thoughts regarding Mr. Biden.
The Whitehouse released a statement saying that they always knew Hunter would stand up and face the consequences for his mistakes.
“Hunter is Joe’s son and he takes responsibility for his actions. He knows he made his bed, and must now lie in it. I mean, his bed in the Biden mansion, of course. Not in prison… Come on, man!”